The Passion of Mimoo's Life

I talk to boys as if they were colors
Like when I’m on the phone with *Dmz
I’m in green mode, just thinking about all the gifts he’s going to give me when he comes over! Talk about Rp signs.

But when I’m on the phone with *Andi, my first Love, I’m in yellow mode just wondering if he’s playing mind games with me, by telling me what I want to hear!

*Lana is so Blue. He tells me all his problems and how he’s so sorry for telling me about his day and not worrying about mine!

Oh, but when I’m on the phone with *M.Iq, I’m in red mode, just thinking about how he’s cheating on me with the other girl !

And *Esse, he has me in orange mode. He’s so sweet to me and obeys me as if I am his queen.

Then there’s *Hector. That’s when I’m in white mode because our relationship is so blank. He’s next on my hit list!

And last but not least, there’s *Keboo. He’s my favorite out of the love line. When I’m with him, I’m the whole color spectrum!.

(*just a nickname) ^_________________________^

Mirror, mirror on the wall..

Siapakah org terpintar di negri ini?

People, people in front of the wall..

Tentulahh kamu yg paling dodoL di negri ini..

Lha! Aq nanya’nya yg paling pinterr kok djwb paling dodoL? *Lempar batu, pcahin kaca!* pyaaaarrrrr!!!

Eniwei, kata org, ada riset yg blg kalo’ tambah dewasa tingkat kcerdasan cewek lbh menurun..

Beda ama cowok, yg tambah dewasa justru tmbahh pinterr..

Mkanya ituu jabatan Profesor lbh banyk cowknya ketimbang cewek..

Bner gag sehh?

Kalo mnurut q ya trgantung dr orngnya jg.. wanita jg bnyak profesornya, cm gag terekspose ajah.. hehehe *ngebela diri!*, toh skrg bnyk jg wanita yg jd pemimpin,, entah itu dr organisasi kecil2an, organisasi besar2an, sampe Presiden..

Kaya’nya lagu jadul “wanita di jajah pria sejak duluuu, di jadikan perhiasan bla bla bla (gag apal saya liriknya)”, bakal dhapus sejarahnya dr muka bumi ini.. hahaha

Knapa tidak? Anak saya kan minum combantrin *eh ngga ding!*, knapa tidak? Wong skrg wanita uda bnyk yg sukses, bahkan ada yg mlebihi pria..

Bahkan uda muncul lagu ama film “Wonder Women”, ndak sia-sia pngorbanan mu Bu Kartini.. smoga engkau damai dsana.. *RIP*

Waaah

Posting ini pasti bkin bacok-bacokan ni endingnya.. hihihii

Ya sutralaah, kata sohib ku Inya’ Markinya’ “umur uda mau kpala 2, jd sgala sesuatu hrs dsikapi dgn bijak dan simple”.. (masa’ kudu nunggu kpala 2 aja? hehe)

Naah, sambungannya dr Brilliant but Lazy, itu yg aq alamin akhir2 ini..

Kalo’ gag dpaksa mikirr ide-ide cemerlang q gag mw muncul..

Malah kseringan loading lambat a.k.a dodoL!

Jd inget kata seseorang buat aQ.. “(dgn logat batak) Bah, kao sbenarnya itu pintarr mii.. tp knapa kao tukang tidurr.. macam mana plajaran bs masuk d otak kao? Bah! Berpikir saja 2 jam lamanya.. bs matii pula ituu para pasien kao nantii.. Bah!”, “Yo babah no lo!!”.. hahahaha..

Huff

Ndak tau lah, pengennya scan otak, kali aja kjadian jatoh dr pohon mangga trus kpala kejedot batu pas SD dlu berdampak skrg, trus ada pembekuan darah d otak gt.. hhiiii Na’udzubillah deh..

Anyone can help me?

Brilliantbutlazy, smoga tak menjadi pnyakit musiman slama hdup q.. amen!